Welcome the warmth

Order an Uber and try to avoid the outdoors

Bank on an empty bathroom & 'hand dryer to the pits' remedy

Tape paper towels under your pits

Ride & stay dry in your biz casuals

Wear a t-shirt & change at the office

Wear a t-shirt, bring a towel & a quick bathroom sink shower

Get asked if it's raining when you arrive

Stay sweat free

Keep your arms down because you know it's bad

Can feel the sweat dripping down your back

Act like you just went for a swim

Stay cool, show confidence, fake it & make it

Sweat a little but get by

Wipe yourself with napkins from yesterdays Chipotle lunch while you speak

Sweat so much your shirt becomes see-through & get fired

Meet for a drink and hit it off

Order spicy food and act like that is why you are sweating

Purposely spill your drink on yourself to cover the sweat

Sweat so much they ask you if they should call 911